there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
does your signature just like happen to you once you adult
So fun fact, one time when I was in the hospital I was on the same floor as a judge. I asked him what people who can’t write sign for their signature, and he told me that it doesn’t matter what you write what matters is the intent that you are consenting to what you are signing. You could draw a little picture of a dick and it would still be a legal signature
perfectionist complex - jubyphonic
eurgh it’s difficult to pick just one line but this one always makes me smile:
"i’m just fine. am i fine? you’re just fine.
and in time, you will find you’re just fine.”
45-min God Tier Equius for Madison.
(used my Heir design from hammerkind)
crap? no, no. i feel like crepe. flattened, unable to rise. filled with chocolate and icing sugar
Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?
“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”
Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^
Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.
A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?
For such an “open minded” group of people, tumblr is the most unsafe place ever for people who have differing opinions. The number of people who have been bullied so badly they’ve had to delete is disgusting and pathetic. If by being open-minded you mean “let’s repeatedly preach tolerance but then have zero tolerance for people that we have deemed evil for ignorant and misinformed reasons” then yeah, this is a great place.
if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry